Carebear in disguise

It seems that I must take the reins of the TransMiners corporation, effectively seizing power from our absent CEO.

I’m trained in leadership, but corporation management is so different. Luckily, as a capsuleer it is just a matter of days training to pass the carefully constructed criteria for being a leader of bears. Still, I don’t know what the CEO does. I felt like my fellow director and I were doing all the real work, so perhaps I can raise a director to replace my position and then put my feet up? Sounds somewhat appealing.

How will I disguise my care beariness if I am listed as CEO of a carebear corp? I reckon I need to train the others in the art of war and disguise the whole corp. Hmmm, perhaps I can’t put my feet up after all.

Well, at least hulkageddon will work for me in that regard. If the pirates actually come to our neck of the woods, that is! As far as I can tell, the systems only a few jumps from Dodixie, Hek, Rens, Amarr Prime and Jita will be patrolled by capsuleer suicide gankers. Anyone mining around those spots in the next few weeks is asking to lose their ships!

In other news, I found a new ship in the hangar – a zephyr. It looks reasonable, and it’s electronics allow it to use probe launchers and hide from sleepers, but why would I use that when I can use a covops Helios with much more success? Still, it is a free ship and might be worth something in the future. I must admit that I would have preferred something more practical as a gift, but I’m not ungrateful! Honest!!

My cousin gave me a pair of “goo proof” socks, to “keep the feet of capsuleers warm in the depths of space”. They disolved in my pod goo the moment they came into contact with it. It’s the thought that counts.

/save and exit