I was bored…tired of Station Spinning I actually decided to undock and go harass miners rather than Mission Runners. The first couple of systems didn’t have anyone who wanted to play, but then on my third try I found myself a nice Covetor mining in a belt with a few rat wrecks around him. After stealing from the wrecks he warps off…and a few minutes later an NPC Corp Thrasher shows up next to me…and this is the conversation we had, along with a little party.
For those that don’t want to read the entire thing, here’s the tl:dr version first: ERIC KVEILAN was mining on his main (yes…he’s an alt…with an all caps name…). After I took some stuff from his rat wrecks…he came out in ERIC in a Thrasher because he doesn’t know anything about aggro rules. I learned that he was account sharing so I told him I wouldn’t report him if he fought me, and that we would only fight to hull. After a while he agreed, he warped out twice before I told him I’d go refit for range so he would have a chance…but instead I switched my Disruptor out for a Scram so I could kill him this time. After that, I got minor Tears…and a threat that he’d find me later…continue reading on for the full version…
[ 2009.10.08 19:56:12 ] Cyberin > I you aren’t thinking you are annoying me or wasting my time
I have nothing better to do today other than accept your private convos…you don’t want to Cyber do you?
[ 2009.10.08 19:56:38 ] ERIC KVEILAN > OK. I want to know what do you want…..
[ 2009.10.08 19:57:02 ] Cyberin > you don’t have any relations with Zmey Eg do you? ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 19:57:23 ] ERIC KVEILAN > I have……
[ 2009.10.08 19:57:33 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Both my chars…..
[ 2009.10.08 19:58:16 ] Cyberin > any reason you came out here with a thrasher that doesn’t have aggro on me?
[ 2009.10.08 19:58:46 ] ERIC KVEILAN > What is aggro?
[ 2009.10.08 19:59:27 ] Cyberin > you’re so funny ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 19:59:29 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Why did you target Zmey?
[ 2009.10.08 19:59:40 ] Cyberin > to see if he had auto target on
[ 2009.10.08 20:00:03 ] ERIC KVEILAN > English is not my native language…..
[ 2009.10.08 20:00:14 ] Cyberin > you seem pretty good at it so far
[ 2009.10.08 20:00:35 ] ERIC KVEILAN > That is why i semm to so faunny….. ^-)
[ 2009.10.08 20:00:51 ] ERIC KVEILAN > RUSSIA…… Welcom……:-)
[ 2009.10.08 20:01:04 ] Cyberin > I was jus trying to get you to shoot at me in your other ship of course, needed some pvp practice ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:02:25 ] ERIC KVEILAN > OK. I have understood…… In lowsec you will find enought PVP practice ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:02:51 ] Cyberin > people aren’t as entertaining out there…I would have never gotten this convo out in lowsec ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:04:01 ] ERIC KVEILAN > You interrupted my work…..
[ 2009.10.08 20:04:24 ] Cyberin > I didn’t interupt your work, you chose to leave…I didn’t attack you
[ 2009.10.08 20:04:59 ] ERIC KVEILAN > I value my Covetor……
[ 2009.10.08 20:05:16 ] Cyberin > With a 5 year old character…why aren’t you in a hulk?
[ 2009.10.08 20:07:40 ] ERIC KVEILAN > That is my friend’s present to me….. I meen character….. Zmey. And I am stading him…… By myself I am new to eve …….. ERIC is my own char…..
[ 2009.10.08 20:08:02 ] Cyberin > you you are playing someone elses account for him?
[ 2009.10.08 20:08:13 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Yes…
[ 2009.10.08 20:08:25 ] Cyberin > you are sharing like, account name and password and stuff?
[ 2009.10.08 20:08:34 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Yes…
[ 2009.10.08 20:08:42 ] Cyberin > interesting…
[ 2009.10.08 20:08:57 ] Cyberin > you do know that is against the terms of service right?
[ 2009.10.08 20:09:06 ] ERIC KVEILAN > And SKILLS…… 48 000 000 SP…….
[ 2009.10.08 20:09:44 ] ERIC KVEILAN > You are going to report about it?
[ 2009.10.08 20:10:10 ] Cyberin > I dunno, maybe, maybe not
[ 2009.10.08 20:10:30 ] Cyberin > what do you have fit on that Thrasher by the way? did you bring it out here to try and kill me?
[ 2009.10.08 20:11:42 ] ERIC KVEILAN > No, I arrived to have a talk to you….
[ 2009.10.08 20:12:02 ] Cyberin > you didn’t need to warp out here to talk to me ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:12:07 ] Cyberin > woudl you like to 1v1?
[ 2009.10.08 20:12:10 ] ERIC KVEILAN > But i was ready to defend myself…..
[ 2009.10.08 20:13:15 ] ERIC KVEILAN > I am doing other thins…..
[ 2009.10.08 20:13:41 ] Cyberin > doesn’t look like it to me. If you fight me I won’t report ya…I just wanna see how well I’d do against a bigger ship
[ 2009.10.08 20:14:56 ] ERIC KVEILAN > And why can’t I have two accounts?
[ 2009.10.08 20:15:26 ] Cyberin > you can have two accounts yourself, you just aren’t allowed to share with someone else…
[ 2009.10.08 20:15:30 ] ERIC KVEILAN > I pay for both…… And That is my right….
[ 2009.10.08 20:15:38 ] Cyberin > i don’t know what the punishment is truthfully though
[ 2009.10.08 20:16:17 ] Cyberin > I just wanna fight your thrasher….I heard they kill frigates pretty quick
[ 2009.10.08 20:16:55 ] Cyberin > or how about a fight to hull, we stop if we get through the other persons armor, no ship kill
[ 2009.10.08 20:17:13 ] ERIC KVEILAN > No, I don/t share…… My friend, My classmate has presented it to me……. He doesn’t play for a year……
[ 2009.10.08 20:17:39 ] Cyberin > still not allowed. Character transfers from account to account are allowed, but you can’t give an account away.
[ 2009.10.08 20:17:46 ] ERIC KVEILAN > I can show you my fit….. ^-) Or you just want to kill me?
[ 2009.10.08 20:18:01 ] Cyberin > I want to see if I can kill you, not sure if I can…I’m all t1 fit ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:18:07 ] ERIC KVEILAN > To have a friend is better…… ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:18:07 ] Cyberin > though i’d love to see your fit ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:18:24 ] Cyberin > i’d be happy with stoping before you blow up ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:19:01 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Ok i can transfer…..
[ 2009.10.08 20:19:22 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Wait a second for fit…..
[ 2009.10.08 20:20:27 ] ERIC KVEILAN > INDEVOR
[ 2009.10.08 20:20:49 ] Cyberin > artillery? you’d probably shred me ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:21:30 ] Cyberin > lets fight
it’ll be a rush for you if you’ve never done it before….it’s extremely enjoyable ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:21:30 ] ERIC KVEILAN > I ‘ d kill you?
[ 2009.10.08 20:21:47 ] Cyberin > possibly, I’m not sure…but like I said, we can stop before one of us dies…just see who gets through armor first
[ 2009.10.08 20:22:01 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Ok lets fight…..
[ 2009.10.08 20:22:12 ] Cyberin > take from the can I jettisoned ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:22:39 ] ERIC KVEILAN > You can attack me….
[ 2009.10.08 20:22:44 ] ERIC KVEILAN > ^-)
[ 2009.10.08 20:22:52 ] Cyberin > you have to take from the can before I can attack you, I don’t have aggro
[ 2009.10.08 20:23:02 ] Cyberin > you can attack me once I attack you
[ 2009.10.08 20:23:42 ] ERIC KVEILAN > You don’t want to be an aggressor…… It’s strange….
[ 2009.10.08 20:23:55 ] Cyberin > fine, you jettison, that’s fine with me too
[ 2009.10.08 20:25:45 ] ERIC KVEILAN > You are in a short distans…..
[ 2009.10.08 20:26:08 ] Cyberin > so? i’m just waiting for you to take if you are going to
[ 2009.10.08 20:26:16 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Isn’t hounist…
[ 2009.10.08 20:26:23 ] Cyberin > hounist?
[ 2009.10.08 20:27:27 ] Cyberin > why’d ya leave?
[ 2009.10.08 20:27:38 ] ERIC KVEILAN > I WILL BE BACK!!!!!
[ 2009.10.08 20:27:53 ] Cyberin > why would i want to do it now, you dishonored a 1v1
[ 2009.10.08 20:27:55 ] ERIC KVEILAN > DISTANCE….. I NEED IT….
[ 2009.10.08 20:28:09 ] Cyberin > would you like me to refit so I can go out further so it is fair?
[ 2009.10.08 20:28:23 ] ERIC KVEILAN > No…..
[ 2009.10.08 20:28:30 ] ERIC KVEILAN > I am back.
[ 2009.10.08 20:29:34 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Dont kill me….
[ 2009.10.08 20:30:17 ] Cyberin > k
[ 2009.10.08 20:31:35 ] Cyberin > ouch, that one hurt
[ 2009.10.08 20:31:55 ] Cyberin > i didn’t even get through armor that time
lol
[ 2009.10.08 20:32:10 ] Cyberin > wanna try again in a min? I can go grab another fit real quick so i can go out further?
[ 2009.10.08 20:32:29 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Artilery is not affective at a short range……
[ 2009.10.08 20:32:40 ] Cyberin > yeah, lemme go refit real quick, i’ll be right back so you have a better chance
[ 2009.10.08 20:32:48 ] ERIC KVEILAN > You are fast fot artilery…..
[ 2009.10.08 20:32:49 ] Cyberin > i’ll put artillery on mine too
[ 2009.10.08 20:33:40 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Let us meet tommorow….. It/s late here in moskow…. ^-)
[ 2009.10.08 20:33:50 ] Cyberin > it’ll only take 2 more minutes ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:33:59 ] Cyberin > i’m almost done with the refit
[ 2009.10.08 20:34:19 ] ERIC KVEILAN > oK….. a LAST fight….
[ 2009.10.08 20:35:18 ] Cyberin > ok, i’m here ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:36:31 ] Cyberin > you coming?
[ 2009.10.08 20:36:55 ] ERIC KVEILAN > AMO 5
[ 2009.10.08 20:37:25 ] Cyberin > ooh, be right back, thought you meant warp to planet
[ 2009.10.08 20:37:43 ] Cyberin > on my way back now
[ 2009.10.08 20:37:48 ] ERIC KVEILAN > No AMO 5 Belt 1
[ 2009.10.08 20:37:54 ] Cyberin > gotcha ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:40:53 ] ERIC KVEILAN > YOU WIN////
[ 2009.10.08 20:41:18 ] Cyberin > Correct, i do ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:41:41 ] ERIC KVEILAN > It was nessesary to kill the ship……. ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:42:02 ] Cyberin > yes it was, you warped out the first time and broke the rules of our 1v1…seemed only fair ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:42:33 ] ERIC KVEILAN > In a short distance……
[ 2009.10.08 20:42:44 ] ERIC KVEILAN > You are a lier dude…..
[ 2009.10.08 20:42:55 ] Cyberin > I could have told you that ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:44:07 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Be PROUD……. You have lost may be a friend……
[ 2009.10.08 20:44:36 ] Cyberin > I have plenty of friends, don’t worry though, I’ll send you a link to the blog post about it ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:45:27 ] ERIC KVEILAN > And what for……
[ 2009.10.08 20:45:57 ] Cyberin > in case you might want to read it, some people do ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:46:28 ] ERIC KVEILAN > What is your real life nation?
[ 2009.10.08 20:47:41 ] Cyberin > The great nation of the Unites States of America!
[ 2009.10.08 20:49:10 ] ERIC KVEILAN > DEMOCRACY …… IN WHOLE WOLD…… LIERS !!!!!!!
[ 2009.10.08 20:49:34 ] Cyberin > DOWN WITH DEMOCRACY!!!!!! (see…I can type in all caps too)
[ 2009.10.08 20:50:33 ] ERIC KVEILAN > That is the reason why we are enemies…… You can’t follow your words……
[ 2009.10.08 20:50:39 ] Cyberin > I also lied about the petition thing, I’m still reporting you for account sharing just so ya know
[ 2009.10.08 20:51:04 ] Cyberin > yes, all Americans lie…it must be a nation past time or something…it has nothing to do with the fact that this is a game is it? ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:51:18 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Americans
))))
[ 2009.10.08 20:51:37 ] Cyberin > Russions 8===>
[ 2009.10.08 20:52:17 ] ERIC KVEILAN > But the relations are true…..
[ 2009.10.08 20:53:08 ] Cyberin > OH!!!!! So you DO want to Cyber? Why didn’t you just say so in the first place when I asked?
[ 2009.10.08 20:54:23 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Didn/t anderstand your last frase..
[ 2009.10.08 20:54:38 ] ERIC KVEILAN > I did what you want ….
[ 2009.10.08 20:54:47 ] Cyberin > yes you did, and I appreciate it ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:54:49 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Belived you…..
[ 2009.10.08 20:55:08 ] Cyberin > I appreciate your trust, I’m flattered, truly I am
[ 2009.10.08 20:55:21 ] ERIC KVEILAN > And you lied and you are happy of that…..
[ 2009.10.08 20:56:04 ] Cyberin > I prefer to use the word “Deceived”…though, if you had taken the time to show info on me and my corp…you most likely would have realized I was being untruthful
[ 2009.10.08 20:56:13 ] ERIC KVEILAN > I can’t understand your happiness….
[ 2009.10.08 20:57:04 ] Cyberin > I’m collecting Tears, it makes me happy
[ 2009.10.08 20:58:04 ] ERIC KVEILAN > And i am not crying….. I am going to sit down in my best ship and find you…..
[ 2009.10.08 20:58:12 ] Cyberin > what ship is that?
[ 2009.10.08 20:58:27 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Rooki
[ 2009.10.08 20:58:42 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Noob ship…
[ 2009.10.08 20:58:48 ] Cyberin > would you like to fight again? I’m all for it ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:58:56 ] Cyberin > i’m outside your station right now
[ 2009.10.08 20:59:02 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Not today……
[ 2009.10.08 20:59:23 ] ERIC KVEILAN > I’d better to have some sleep….
[ 2009.10.08 20:59:24 ] Cyberin > in that case, you’ll need to get aggro on me again some other day…good luck with that ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 20:59:47 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Where i can find you?
[ 2009.10.08 21:00:12 ] Cyberin > outside your station ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 21:00:32 ] Cyberin > add me to your addressbook and convo me any time, I’ll always be up for a rematch ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 21:00:33 ] ERIC KVEILAN > My station and what is it &
[ 2009.10.08 21:00:45 ] Cyberin > undock right now, you’ll find me ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 21:01:11 ] ERIC KVEILAN > AGA……. I trust you….
[ 2009.10.08 21:01:25 ] Cyberin > i really am sitting outside your station ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 21:01:34 ] ERIC KVEILAN > How old are you?
[ 2009.10.08 21:01:35 ] Cyberin > Amo II, Tribal Liveration Force Logistic Support ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 21:01:54 ] Cyberin > I love this game! How old do you think I am?
[ 2009.10.08 21:02:23 ] ERIC KVEILAN > I think….. 17- 19 years …..
[ 2009.10.08 21:03:17 ] Cyberin > close, little older though
[ 2009.10.08 21:04:36 ] ERIC KVEILAN > OK….. Your behavior says about it…… ( If it is possible to trust your Words……
))))
[ 2009.10.08 21:05:02 ] Cyberin > this is a game man, my behavior in game has nothing to do with real life ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 21:05:43 ] Cyberin > you wanna undock now?
[ 2009.10.08 21:05:48 ] ERIC KVEILAN > I will check it……. In a reporting issue……
[ 2009.10.08 21:05:56 ] Cyberin > what are you reporting?
[ 2009.10.08 21:06:29 ] ERIC KVEILAN > No, you are going to report someone…….
[ 2009.10.08 21:06:45 ] Cyberin > oh yes, I am ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 21:07:47 ] ERIC KVEILAN > And?
[ 2009.10.08 21:08:49 ] Cyberin > and what?
[ 2009.10.08 21:09:38 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Undocked…..
[ 2009.10.08 21:10:01 ] Cyberin > I can see that ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 21:10:19 ] Cyberin > feel free to jettison your Tritanium ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 21:10:23 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Yes ?!!!!
[ 2009.10.08 21:11:14 ] ERIC KVEILAN > What does it mean? Tritanium…..
[ 2009.10.08 21:11:29 ] ERIC KVEILAN > ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 21:11:34 ] Cyberin > open your cargo hold…there is a piece of Tritanium in it….I want it…give it to me…
[ 2009.10.08 21:11:50 ] ERIC KVEILAN > You mean you are a great PVP er?
[ 2009.10.08 21:11:56 ] Cyberin > I suck at pvp
[ 2009.10.08 21:13:34 ] ERIC KVEILAN > What do you want?
[ 2009.10.08 21:13:53 ] Cyberin > you to shoot me again? I won’t lie this time…I swear I’ll kill ya if you do ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 21:15:14 ] ERIC KVEILAN > There is no believing to you man……. You have given me a lesson about you…….
[ 2009.10.08 21:15:30 ] Cyberin > why would you not believe me when I say I will kill you?
[ 2009.10.08 21:16:12 ] ERIC KVEILAN > because i don/t know whe word swear…..
[ 2009.10.08 21:16:24 ] Cyberin > i means promise
[ 2009.10.08 21:16:30 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Ok…..
[ 2009.10.08 21:16:49 ] Cyberin > so I said that if you shoot me, I will kill you…which I will
I promise not to let your ship live ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 21:18:49 ] ERIC KVEILAN > Let’s bye-bye , dude…..
[ 2009.10.08 21:19:11 ] Cyberin > you are the one that is still up, thought you were going to bed a while ago?
[ 2009.10.08 21:20:02 ] ERIC KVEILAN > I will retern for you……. Whithout announsments…..
[ 2009.10.08 21:20:20 ] Cyberin > ok, enjoy getting concorded then ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 21:20:24 ] Cyberin > I’ll be in Dodixie ![]()
[ 2009.10.08 21:20:50 ] ERIC KVEILAN >








October 10th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
I hoped for more tears.
Also:
USA! USA! USA!
…or something…
October 10th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
I have more tears coming soon
hopefully
October 12th, 2009 at 4:05 am
need tl;dr version
October 12th, 2009 at 11:45 am
The entire chat log was a decent read to me so I didn't even think about a tl;dr version, sorry about that…I added one to the second paragraph, enjoy Khalia
October 12th, 2009 at 11:45 am
The entire chat log was a decent read to me so I didn't even think about a tl;dr version, sorry about that…I added one to the second paragraph, enjoy Khalia
October 13th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
My favorite part:
"Let’s bye-bye , dude….."