Three good plans . . . so I take the fourth

July 31, 2010 in Uncategorized by Mike Azariah

The bar was not too busy but he was sure that would change, slowly. He nodded to the people he knew and looked for some of his corp mates. They had pulled a few tables together along with some folks from the alliance and it looked like the party had already started. As the pitcher went around he grabbed a free cup and filled it, sipping he told Kry, “I need permission to ‘pass the hat around’.”

Kry shook her head. Mike always seemed to think that he should let her know what he was up to, then he went wandering off like the Cat he was and did his own thing. “For what?”

“I am thinking of entering the Death Race.” That got all the tables attention. He spent the next few minutes giving variations of his stock answers. “No, I do not expect to win. No, I do not expect to survive, Victoria already offered to kill me in a far less expensive way . . . told me it would be more fun as well. No, I didn’t take her up on it. Yes, you can help.”

“Tell me more about the race.” Kry sat back, the queen listening to the jester.

“OK, in a couple of weeks a group of insane pilots will all pay for the privilege of starting in an unknown system in lowsec, race through nullsec and end somewhere in hisec. After the first system violence between the races will be allowed. Violence from outside of the contestants is expected. No cloaked jumping, no cyno leaps, no capitals, no shuttles, and no T3 strategic cruisers. I plan on joining them having the basic requirement of the 5 Million entrance fee and a complete lack of common sense.”

Mar, down the table grinned. “So, an interceptor is it?”

“I can fly any one of them now and that WAS my first thought.” Mike admitted. “I was out test flying my stiletto, seeing how fast I could make her. Was about to start asking you to practice with me . . . but then i got to thinking.”

“Uh oh.” Mar grinned as he said that.

“Yeah. That rule about violence being encouraged made me think that maybe surviving might be more important than just being fast. The quick ones will be first for the funeral processions and gate camps. Maybe ’slow and steady’ wins the race might be the philosophy to try.” Mike took a pull from his glass. “So I started looking back to my roots . . . the Drake.”

“A racing Drake? You’re mad!” A pilot pulled up a chair and sat. “The name is Kotacko, I would go with an interceptor if i was entering. Instead i plan on camping the race if it goes near my turf.” He grinned at Mike. “I have read some of your stuff, writers are on my ‘hit list’ so I hope to se you out there.”

Mike grinned. ‘Hopefully for only half a second, or so.”

“A drake will die to a camp. Bubble and watch it waddle, Twenty stealth Bombers and you have pwnage.”

“That assumes twenty stealth bombers are waiting. But I decided against waddling in a running race. Which lead me to my next plan. A disco Typhoon. If I could get to the first jump fast enough i would be the wildcard to end all wildcards.” His grin took a wolfish cast. “They would be sure I would roll it on the first turn and take all their sparkly little interceptors out.”

The table laughed and Mike took an other drink. “So which plan are you going to go with?” Chewy was asking that one.

“None of them. I am asking for the alliance to sponsor me and I am going to ‘represent!’” Mike made a fist and held it high. “I am going to fly a mining ship.”

There was stunned silence for a moment and then the table started laughing. “You almost had me there. I thought you were being serious.” Mar gasped.

Mike roared back. “I am serious. We are miners and makers. I am taking a mining ship into the race. Now I am passing the hat for the ‘Hulkageddon Runaway’ fund and I would appreciate it if you all tossed some isk in to cover basic expenses . . . fittings, fuel, funeral.”

The jug was passed around and drinks were refilled as the groups alternated between trying to convince Mike to take an interceptor and trying to find a mining ship with a chance of making at least two jumps before dying. Chewy was the first to toss two million isk into the fund.

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Lessons

When entering a race or contest decide what YOUR winning conditions are. I am out to stun and amuse. I doubt I will get very far but that does not mean I won’t be trying.

You are welcome to toss some isk towards this project, if you enjoy reading my blog I’d appreciate the help . . . Mike Azariah in-game is already fitting and practicing.

Fair warning. If I talk to you in game there is a distinct chance you might wind up in the blog, one way or the other.

I am trying to find the page in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas about the inappropriate vehicles that were being considered for the Mint 400

m

BB 19 Riding the elephant

July 27, 2010 in Uncategorized by Mike Azariah

OOC————–

Welcome to the nineteenth installment of the EVE Blog Banter, the monthly EVE Online blogging extravaganza created by none other than me, CrazyKinux. The EVE Blog Banter involves an enthusiastic group of gaming bloggers, a common topic within the realm of EVE Online, and a week to post articles pertaining to the said topic. The resulting articles can either be short or quite extensive, either funny or dead serious, but are always a great fun to read! Any questions about the EVE Blog Banter should be directed to crazykinux (AT) gmail.com. Check out other EVE Blog Banter articles at the bottom of this post!

This months topic comes to us from @evepress, who he asks: The CSM: CCP’s Meta Game? The CSM, an EVE players voice to CCP. Right? In the grand scheme of things yes, the players bring up issues and the CSM presents them to CCP. But in its current iteration the CSM was supposed to be given small authority to assign CCP assets to projects that the CSM thought needed work on. As it has come out, this was not the case. So fellow bloggers, is the CSM worth it, has the CSM improved the game in any way, or is it just a well thought out scam by CCP to give us players a false sense of input in the game? What’s your take?

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Scotty sat with Mike in the cafe and looked out on the hangers. Occasionally the comm would chime as some fool in a hurry would ask for ships sw3itches 20 seconds after their last ship switch and Scotty would yawn and tell them to slow down and take their time. Then the conversation would continue. “So you don’t think it is some huge stunt?”

‘Well, no.” Mike stretched his neck to see is he could get the waitresses attention and another round of coffee brought over. “The way I see it, as soon as they started the CSM they kinda put their rep on the line. The whining and complaining I see is the same sort you are handling right now. When someone wants change they want it right the hell now. As soon as they come up with a new idea they start to wonder why everyone else has not realized that this is the next thing that must be done and made the requisite changes. You have people who would bounce from ship to ship every 3 seconds if you let them. We have people who are the same way about ideas.”

“Well, there are ideas and then there are things that need to be done or should be done.”

Mike nodded. “I know and I do think that the ball does get dropped or laid aside in favor of some other new toy, every now and again. That is why the CSM is in place. To pick up the dropped balls and try to get them back in play. It is no secret that I am a big fan of the CSM and it would be damn hypocritical of me to slag them just because it was the current consensus.”

Scotty nodded and smiled. ‘So you think everything is fine?”

“Hell, no. I think we have a good CSM council and they are trying harder to be more effective and running into the bane of organizations everywhere.”

“Idiots in Charge?”

“No” Mike laughed. “Inertia and momentum. It is easy for the passenger to yell ‘turn here’ but a lot harder for the driver to comply if he is flying a fully loaded carrier. All organizations have this sort of inertia that makes sudden change damn near impossible. The bigger the organization, the slower it is to react to change, whether it is needed or not.”

Scotty muttered something about ” . . . . agile”

“Elephants can claim to be the most agile elephant in the herd, but they still are not going to be racing up the tree faster than a monkey. CCP is an elephant and it wants to be the biggest in the herd. It can trumpet agile all it wants but at the end of the day it has to plan each step out before it brings down its feet. CSM is trying to be the mahout on top of the elephant but once it is up to speed there are NO sudden turns. Right now the question running on the comms is whether the mahout should give up or whether the elephant may throw the rider completely. I think neither is going to happen.” He took a sip of his coffee. “It is not an even partnership. Never has been, never will be. CSM rides at the permission of the CCP but it is along for the ride and they share a common goal. Both want a better way to go. Five times has the CSM been elected and I don’t think we have the understanding of cooperation between rider and mount, yet. May not happen for a while.” Mike grinned “Maybe when I get elected.”

Laughter answered him. “Going to run again?”

“Try and stop me”

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No, I don’t think it is a publicity stunt
No I don’t think the members are in it for the ‘free trip’
No, it is not perfect and probably never will be
Yes, it is getting better
Yes, we did well in the elections choosing good people (I’m looking at YOU Mynxee)

m

Other things said . . . .

1. Growing Pains | CrazyKinux’s Musing
2. CSM: Hoax or Serious Business? « Lost in New Eden
3. CSM-Power to the people or puppets of CCP « A whole lot of Yarrrr!!!
4. Gaming the CSM | A Mule in EvE
5. A Taste Of Democracy | StarFleet Comms
6. CSM: Player Power or Paper Tiger? | I Am Keith Neilson
7. Governance Thrash Redux? « The Ralpha Dogs
8. CCP Doesn’t Care: Blog Banter 19 « OMG! You’re a Chick?!
and a whole buncha others, cross link or go to kinux to see a more complete list

Mine mine

July 26, 2010 in Uncategorized by Mike Azariah

The poster was simple and to the point:

Temperate mining and factory facility is hiring, preference given to Veterans.

The agent he hired to do the interviews and make up two of the three teams was someone he had worked with often and things went smoothly as a result. The professor staffed the dig personnel and the operation was ready to go on both fronts in about the same amount of time.

Mike looked into his hanger thinking about what he would fly. The Primae had yet to be christened but he had already heard rumours of a ‘contest’ to see who could pop the most planetary operation vessels. So, something with a large enough cargo hold but unlikely to be considered worth trying to kill.

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They watched as all their gear was trundled aboard the ship and then necks craned back to try to take it all in.

“Mother of all. Is this what I think it is?” Shep was looking up at the ‘tail’ of the ship arcing high above the rest of it, like a weapon, ready to strike.

“I’m more worried about that.” Trace pointed a delicate hand off to the side where a troop of fully loaded mercenaries stood waiting for their turn to load. “I was told we were just doing a short couple of hops and staying in Empire space.”

Shep nodded. “A few things are making me think this might not be your average dig, aside from this.” his sweep of an arm took in the loading. “We have not been even told what sort of dig this is going to be.”

“Great Zimbabwe” Her reply was short and to the point. “He wants to make sure we do not have expectations that will prejudice the finds.”

“I know the theory, but this means he expects the find to be . . . significant. This is not just another dig, not if he is doing the full rigor right from the start. Especially not if we are bringing security in even before anything is found.”

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“Nice quiet guard duty” He finger spoke in scout. The troop was waiting for their turn to load.

“Idiot, you know better than to jinx a mission with that sort of talk.” His companion grimaced.

“OK, then how about nice legs on that one over there?”

“That’s better, stick to things you know, guns, girls, and how you miss so often with both of them.”

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Mike brought up the scan of the planet and adjusted it again. “Here is where the facility will go.”

“Yer daft, it will never work up to specs and you could do far better to shift it over to the . . . “

“We have been over this. I want the operation to be up and running but I am not worrying about it doing much more than covering basic costs. Even though this is in a hisec system with lots of traffic I am paying the danger bonus for a reason.” He touched the design and started indicating where the facilities would go. “I know this won’t work well but it is mainly there for show and eventually to pay for the scholarships, if and when it turns a profit.”

“Scholarships?”

‘Yup, one for the archeologists, one for the mercenaries, and one for the miners.” Mike smiled. “I have heard bad things about some of the Planetary Operations. I want my operations the kind folks try sign onto.”

“Would be easier if you tried to make them profitable.” The foreman grumbled.

“That will come in its own time”

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Lessons

I think it all comes down to whether you want to play farmville in space. I set the PI stuff so I only have to check it every few days. This is NOT efficient and it will take ages for it to turn a profit. I don’t care. I am in this for a long haul, not the quick isk.

People who do not read and follow the outside game often have no warning about events like Hulkageddon or the Battleclinics latest anti PI run. Of course if you are stubborn enough to read even this you already are aware of such things.

m

(one post down, three more in the head begging to get out)

Where We Want You

July 14, 2010 in Uncategorized by Mike Azariah

Mike let himself into the office and sat as the professor finished talking on the comms. “and then I want a full team ready for action. Dust off will be with little warning and we must be in place.” There was a pause, the comm was set to specific so Mike could not hear the other end. “No, I will find the funding but it is not totally settled. Just keep the receipts.” Another pause. “No I will not believe that they were needed for local cultural norm evaluations, see strippers . . . sorry ‘exotic dancers’ on your own isk.” He sighed. “Look keep the receipts and trust that provisions will be made. I will contact you again before the end of the day but I want people moving NOW.” The professors hand flashed out as he killed the connection.

“You called?” Mike asked grinning as he took a seat.

The professor ran his hands through the thinning patch of hair and nodded. “I know I have already asked a lot of you, but we have found a new dig site, one we did not know about before.”

“So you want another dummy mining operation to cover it?” Mike asked, bringing out his own comm and contacting Dotlan for the latest maps and stats.

“Yes, but there is more than just a cover. We think this dig might be a bit of a fire starter.”

“Fire starter?”

“Yes, it is following the early days of New Eden and might make some religious people uncomfortable. Enough so that they have already started to block my usual access to funding channels, making this difficult to even get off of the ground. Worse, if they let some of their more radical people catch wind of our research there might be . . .” he made a moue “violence.”

Mike gasped and put his hand to his chest. “Oh noes, violent peoples you say?”

“Jape if you will. This will be ground combat. We will have academics at a dig who are not quite sure what caliber of bullets a laser rifle uses.”

Mike chuckled, not sure how to answer that one. “My mine will be guarded. Perhaps a little more heavily than usual. If the guard perimeter happens to contain the dig as well then that is just a side benefit. Don’t worry about security, I will take care of that, now tell me about the funding, what sort of isk are we talking about?”

“You know how it goes, it always depends on what we find and the nature of the dig. Could be a hundred thousand on the short end up to as much as three million isk if the dig goes long or we need specialized equipment. That is assuming we can bunk with your mining operation and use their support services. But with the pressure being put on the school most of the departmental funds seem to have suddenly been ‘earmarked’ and I am now making cold calls to some of our benefactors of the past. Sadly, most of them have businesses and find that crossing the wrong people might have a detrimental effect on their bottom line.” He shook his head. “I was hoping for one of the other philanthropic organizations but haven’t had much luck yet.”

Looking at him for a long moment Mike reflected about how far from his former life he had come. Once a hundred thousand isk would have seemed so far above his economic strata so as to be part of the stars themselves. Now it was what he could make hauling in the iteron in an hour or two. The entire operation could be funded by a days work, mine and all. “OK, IF I can get you the funding I have one condition; you don’t hide where it came from. I don’t want it shouted from the rooftops but if there is pressure being brought to bear I want it all to hit me, that sound fair?”

“You can afford?” Sputtered the professor.

“You know the numbers, in all the billions of people in New Eden some less than half a million have the genetic mix to be capsuleers. I am not rich but my services do command a price. I can afford this. Now I will arrange to be on the ground when things are being set up to coordinate the mine, the security, and the dig. Once things are running I will stand back and let the professionals do their thing.” Mike was tapping on his comm as he spoke. “Do you have an account I can transfer the funds to, somewhere that the powers that be cannot ‘earmark’?”

The professor was still stunned and shook himself for a moment and spoke slowly. “You would have to put conditions onto the donation, to make sure that it is properly allocated. This is not a simple bank transfer.”

“Oh.” Mike lowered the comm. “Well then have your people set up the appropriate paper work . . . we’ll make it for . . . hmm . . . four million. That way the unsuspected will be covered. So have the coordinates set for where the mine goes and we will get this show on the road.”

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I will be away from Eve and missing it dearly for a bit more than a week

I will try to check the blog, now and again, but once I am planetside connections to comms become tenuous, at best.

m

Which is Better?

July 12, 2010 in Uncategorized by Mike Azariah

When Mike sat down at the cafe and ordered the usual he got a rude surprise. “Sorry, sir. We are not serving those dishes anymore. We have shifted to an Amarr menu.”

“What? Why?”

“Recent workforce additions is heavy in Amarrans. The owner felt it would be better to shift the menu to reflect that.”

Mike looked around and realized that the usual clientele was conspicuous in its absence. A glance through the service door to the back confirmed that the former chef was gone. Only the front staff remained the same. He sighed. “What’s good, then, Sia?”

The waitress sighed in relief. “I don’t know, to be honest, sir. They kept us on ‘for now’ but I am fairly sure it is just a bridging thing.” She looked close to crying. “I have been working here for years . . . then they go and change everything.”

Mike frowned. “I am sorry, I am not mad at you but sometimes I just want a soup and croissant. You guys had the best in the system. I should know, I tried all the places. So where did Pierre and Andre move on to?” He was naming the former chefs.

“Neither has found a job, yet. They have a few chances if they are willing to work the kitchens in one of the new mining colonies, but there have been some bad stories coming back about those.” She dabbed at one eye.

Mike took a menu from her hands and pointed to the first combo that caught his eye. “That. You still make coffee, don’t you?”

She smiled and scurried off, returning with a cap and saucer with is usual sugars and a creamer. “Order will be a few minutes.”

“What did you mean, stories from the mining colonies.”

“Some people I know got hired on to support service for colonies when the boom started. Now I am hearing that they are being abandoned and not supported. On barren planets with no way home and the ‘owners’ are not bothering to keep the mines running. They are stranded.”

He frowned as he doctored his coffee. “Not all the mining colonies are folding, but I suppose we should have expected that some wouldn’t make a go of it. But I hadn’t thought about the evacuation of the people on those planets. What are they doing once the support stops?”

“I don’t know. There are all sorts of rumors floating around. Some say that a few colonies are empty and that Sansha ships have been seen in the area but there is no sign of violence.”

“Wouldn’t have to be. ‘Die abandoned or come with us.’ is a powerful argument.”

“I know the colonies are built to be self sufficient. Like our stations. But sooner or later things break down. It will get very bad when that happens.” She fretted. “I have friends on some colonies . . . ”

Mike grimaced. “I own some colonies but I keep contact with them, They haven’t been abandoned by me. I was thinking of setting another one down, soon. I am waiting for a contact to recommend where it will be. All I know is it will probably be a temperate world. If you see the boys, have them leave me a contact. If they want a job I will find one for them.”

She nodded and looked at him waiting.

“Yes, and you as well. If you want work on a planet then I will set it up. Good work comes from happy employees and I plan on feeding my people well. The only difference would be pay.” He paused and grinned. “I am willing to be that I pay better.”

His meal was brought and consumed and it was . . . well different would be the best way to describe it. The spices were odd and imported and not things he was used to. He had liked the way things were before. He understood that sometimes change was needed to keep something viable in a market economy but this had been the best Gallente restaurant in the system. Changing in hopes of getting new customers might make sense in the short run but would it work in the long-term? Would the owner change to Caldari fast food if that became the flavor of the month? Mike shuddered.

Change was an accepted process of the universe (unless you were in the Amarr religion). But still, wasn’t there something to be said for keeping your regulars, the ones who had helped you to become successful in the first place? Making your restaurant the best took a lot of effort, building a clientele even more so. Dumping them for the next quick crowd seemed . . . disloyal. Even if it did make short term sense.

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From the CSM5 Summit notes

It was mentioned by CCP that the data does not seem to support that polished quality sells better than new features. This led to a discussion on the balance of customer acquisition through new features versus customer retention through quality and polish. The CSM also stressed the importance of goodwill and overall player satisfaction, which is very hard to measure in statistics until players decide to quit. The CSM is concerned that players are losing faith and loyalty in CCP due previous expansions not living up to player expectations. The CSM and CCP agreed that expectation management can be improved.

I am of two minds on this one.

1) CCP is a business and MUST make decisions based on what is good for the company. The bottom line is the bottom line. We are customers, not shareholders and do not have the power nor the right to dictate HOW they run their business.

2) If they break what they have given us, promise us the moons and then give us moldy cheese . . . eventually it will end. The tourists will come and go as new shiny features get added, then the next MMO will catch their eyes and they will move on. We need the polish and the fixes to keep the regular customers. The base that makes New Eden live and breathe. In this I think the CSM was right that if the player base loses faith then loyalty will follow and the population trend will change in a way NONE of us want to see happen

keep the faith

m

Miners Break

July 5, 2010 in Uncategorized by Mike Azariah

It was like the last run down the ski hill before the thaw removed the option. More corp members than Mike had seen in one place for a very long time gathered and mined a hidden gravitational site Marham had found. Retrievers, hulks, even a pair of Orcas showed up and the small belt lit with a criss-cross of mining laser fire. Hulkageddon, just around the corner. They talked of previous times that the miners had been hunted. Both as wardecs and in the last two Hulkageddons.

“If you want the Veldnaught back, Kry . . . ” Mike offered.

“No, the smart gankers scan before they hit. We never even got a nibble the last time.” Kry sighed dramatically over the comms and Mike grinned.

“Well maybe you will get more this time.” He turned the Hulk for home as most of the decent rocks had already fallen to the relentless onslaught of the mining crew.

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It is coming, and being prepared is not being scared but being ready.

So, what is the best tank/defence plan for when you KNOW the gankers are coming?

m

Nothing more dangerous than a stubborn and well spoken representative.

July 3, 2010 in Uncategorized by Mike Azariah

Mike sighed and watched as the work crews repaired the damage to his entry and another crew ’swept’ the area for bugs. “Highest tech, assume, guys.”

“Hard to be sure, sir. Every time we make a finder they make a different hider.” One of the techs said. “But you ordered the subscription package so we will be keeping a steady sweep and upgrade, for now the jammers should keep you fairly secure. Use land line comms through our portal and we will make sure nothing is piggybacked.”

Mike nodded. “Thanks guys. And the upload from my monitors?”

“Backed up. She did disable the outer set. How did you know she would be doing that?”

“I assume that my shields will be hit. Basic armor tanking philosophy is let them shoot the shields, but keep the plates strong. She knows, if she has done her research that I fly shield ships, so I switched it up. If you need me I will be down in the bays.”

“Aye, sir.”

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Mike found Scotty on the hanger floor supervising the loading of a freighter. “Heyas.” He handed across a coffee and sipped another of his own.

“Haven’t seen you for a while. Thought you ‘guest’ might have eaten you.”

“Was a close thing. You get a good look at her?” Mike grinned.

“And then some.” Scotty frowned. “A few of the boys were looking a bit . . . concerned.”

“Pass the word, they don’t need to be, but she is going to be wanting to make me look bad. Maybe try to flush me out of this system entirely.”

Scotty rolled his eyes. “Oh to have your problems. You follow the CSM summit?”

Mike grimaced. ‘Speaking of flushing, eh? Yeah, I read both Ankh’s and Mynxees reports. Going to be interesting to see the spin the main report will have.”

“You think they will spin it?”

“I think they have to. The CSM candidates pushed hard for some acknowledgment and I think they got some of it. But there is still a long way to go. They are asking that the powers that be become more responsible for things in the past. That is a lot to ask for as most decisions in the past have been like missiles. ‘Fire and forget’. My favorite part is that rather than demand changes to some things they are asking for metrics, instead. Especially focusing on lowsec.”

“You were part of one of Mynxees discussion groups for that, weren’t you?”

“Yup.” Mike chuckled. “Between her and Ankh I think CCP might be regretting giving women the vote. Those two may not agree but they don’t back down, either. Nothing more dangerous than a stubborn and well-spoken representative.”

Scotty looked at Mike for a moment and shook his head. “I still do not understand how you manage to make even the people you oppose friendly. Nor how you can admire them at the same time you fight them in an election.”

Mike laughed. “Maybe it’s the coffee. I don’t know the details of the Summit. When that gets published maybe we can grab a bite and go over it.”

“Sounds like a plan”

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What the CSM may have got from the summit. (Quoted form Mynxees blog)

• Produce an Itemized List of CSM Submitted Items in Backlog
• Identify Tool/Process Change to Tag CSM Items in Backlog
• Publish a Dev Blog on Excellence
• Publish a Dev Blog on the Tyrannis Snafu: Numbers, Impact, Causes, Etc.
• Report to CSM on Percentages of PI Participation in Null, Low, and High Sec
• Report to CSM on Low Sec Demographic Data
• Publish a Low Sec Statistics Dev Blog (will satisfy previous bullet)
• Publish a Dev Blog on MMO Scaling Issues
• Report to CSM on Accessibility Alternatives to Removed Widescreen
• Request High Priority for Corporate Management UI Fixes from Internal Decision Makers (Again); Report Outcome to CSM
• Provide CSM with Time Estimates for List of Balance Issues We Will Provide

We did a good job in the last election and I want to thank the CSM as a whole for their efforts so far, this term.

m

Dinner Party for Two

June 30, 2010 in Uncategorized by Mike Azariah

Tl:dr version +nothing to see, move along, no lessons hiding at the end+

Mike ran his fingers through his hair and looked around the apartment one last time. The open design allowed him to take it all in, from the bay window overlooking the hanger floor to the kitchen where several things were heating, cooling, or chopped and ready to go. He opened the wine so it could ‘breathe’ and then glanced at the time, to the door and back at the time. Dammit, she was late.

He opened a channel to the Summit to see if she had left a message there. The usual folks were, but she was nowhere to be seen. He sighed and turned down the foccacia and watched the Summit folks chat. His favorite exchange was when Literia said “You hold to what you believe, and I will to mine. I agree to disagree on that matter nothing more.”


To which Lady Sylvanna replied “That is your right.” Since the lady served the Nation this was almost an irony on a level normally only found when investigating government corruption. Mike grinned and then he smelled the smoke.

“Arg” The foccacia was ruined and the bruschetta had just gone on to broils cycle. He looked at the door and then over at the kitchen and realized he had set one of the carving knives on the table. The oven started smoking as he sat there wondering how and why he would think a ten inch blade was needed at the table. “Oh right, it IS Victoria”

The knock on the door could not have been better timed, right as he was picking up the knife. He veeered from his path towards the cooking area to open the door.

Victoria was wearing a simple, conservative dress, deep red, that hugged her body tightly in all the right places. Her long, red hair is braided and fell over one shoulder. “Good evening, Mike.” She ignored the knife and smiled broadly.

Mike grinned back and waved her in. “Oh there you are. Welcome welcome, cherie, steps back, come in, ignore the smoke, tis only an appy.” He suddenly noticed the knife in the hand he was gesturing with. “Oops” Mike tossed the knife across the room, It spun lazily in flight then stuck with an almost musical thrum into a cutting board.

She smiled and walked in, grinning at him and the knife and looking around, a playful sway in her hips at she walks past him. Mike raised his eyes to the sky and wondered if maybe, juuuust maybe, everyone who had told him this was a bad idea were right. He straightened his shoulders and plowed forward because it was too late to change course.

”Now, I hope you brought your hunger” He said as he escorted her into the room towards the small table for two he had set in the center.

Victoria turned to him and grinned “I told you to make food for a small army. Yes, I brought my appetite.” Looking around she said “This is a nice place. I like it.”

Mike grinned “Excellente. Now, an appy . . . “ He headed over to the kitchen area where several things were either cooking or basting or, in one case, rotating in and out of a boiling pot. “I did not know your preferences but I thought serving you this would be a good beginning.” He offered the plate with small green vegetables mixed with very large prawns.
Victoria grinned “ As long as it doesn’t bite back, I’ll eat it.”

“The prawns are dead, as of . . . “ he glanced at a clock “about an hour ago. The greens are artichoke . . .hearts”

She giggled in a way that made Mike glance to make sure the knife was still where he had tossed it. “Oh good. Not that I wouldn’t mind killing them myself – ugly little buggers.”

As she munched happily on the prawns and artichoke hearts Mike grinned. “I anticipated that as well, but that is the second course”

She smiled happily at him as she scooped up a few more appetizers, enough that it would be a full meal for some people Mike had met.

“Now, I hope you had no difficulties finding the place?” He asked as he lead her over to the window that overlooked the docking bays.

She leaned against the window, looking out and commented. “Nice view.”

Mike standing slightly behind her nodded. “Yes indeed . . . oh you mean out the window . . . ahem, yes I do like to watch the ships come and go”

Vcoria looked coyly over her shoulder and giggled. “Oh? Is there another view you’re enjoying, Mike?” She shifted her body weight, posing slightly, sticking her hips to one side and turning her head up a little.

Mike shook his head and murmered. “And I thought the old song named the devil to be in a Blue dress” He clapped his hands to break the moment. “Now, the second course takes a bit of work and preparation, if you will follow me?” He lead her over to the cooking area and opened the lid of a pot then looked in. “Ah good, full rolling boil. Now if you will look in the sink you will find the second course awaiting your attentions.”

She looked into the sink, saying “I prefer red over blue – it hides blood stains better.” Two lobsters looked back up at her, claws unbound and twitching.

“Now these two petites . . . it is time for their ‘bath’” He rolled up a sleeve and, with a practiced motion, grabbed one and held it up. “The other one, she be yours.” Then he raised an eyebrow in a challenging way.

Victoria raised an eyebrow back at him and debated how to do this. She decided to do it the easy way and simply poke the lobster in the face until it pinched her, then lifted her hand with the lobster hanging off and placed it in the boiling water holding her hand in the water until the lobster let go, then withdrawing it. Her hand showing little sign of damage.

Laughing Mike crowed. “Crude, but tres effective” He dropped his own into the boiling water and the scream of the lobsters (or steam escaping) filled the air for the moment. “They will take a bit to properly cook, have you had lobster before?”

“It’s one of my favorites. My chef does a decent job with them.” She said, nodding.

“Then you know how to use the tools, good”

“I know how.” Victoria said, chuckling. “I don’t usually bother. My teeth and cla – hands work just as well, if not better.”

Mike hoped his grin hid the first reaction to what she was saying, and not saying. “Well, we do not stand on ceremony”

“Oh good.”

“You use what tools work for you.” He gestured to the table. “Wine?”

“Sounds lovely.” she nodded graciously

Mike held both glasses out, equidistant. She took the one in his left hand and raised it slightly in a toast. “Thank you.”

He acknowledged the toast and drank from his own glass then considered the color. “I know tradition proclaims that white wine goes with seafood but there will be reason for red soon enough.”

Taking a sip and smiling, Victoria replied with a small smile. “I don’t much care for tradition. Whatever works, works.”

“Ah, then on that we agree. I do want to remember to thank you for the interview, before I forget. The raison d’etre, after all.”

“It was no problem. It was fun.” She replied.

“I appreciated the fact that you were giving straight answers, as opposed the the Nation folks, who I now believe to define themselves by not answering questions.” Mike sighed

Victoria giggled “Yeah, talking with them is generally fruitless.”

“For a while I enjoyed poking sticks through the bars but that held little long term fun.” Mike looked up from his glass as a soft chime filled the air for a moment. “Ah, the meat is done.”

She nodded and returned to the window as he removed the lobsters and prepared them on a plate of greens. When he was ready she returned to the table. Mike took up a cracking tool and broke the leg of the lobster then used a long fork to slide some of the meat out and into his mouth. “Now the third course is already in so eat up. Oho, I almost forgot, “ He went back into the kitchen and brought out two saucers of drawn butter from the warming pan. “Eh la, there you go.” He watched as Miss Stecker broke off a leg with her fingers and, cracking it open with her teeth, then fished the meat out with her tongue. “”What works, works.” he murmured more to himself than to her.

She beamed as she dipped the next bit of meat in the butter before pulling it out. If looking closely, one would notice that her tongue is a bit stronger and more coordinated than it should be. Mike tried very hard not to ‘look closely’. They discussed the one thing they had in common, aside from the meal before them, the Sansha.

As a chime sounded Mike was discussing how disconnected from the action he felt. The timing and location of the attacks were often juuuust out of his reach. He walked back into the kitchen and removed two large racks of lamb, carving one into very large portions he filled a platter and set it before Victoria. A smaller plate was enough for himself. “I made the basic assumption of rare, but not Tartar. I hope I was correct?”

“Sounds good.”
He set out a small bouwl of a fruit chutney and another of mint jelly. “Now I don not know if you use condiments but better to be prepared.”

An eyebrow raised and a quirk of the mouth accompanied her answer of “I’m always open to learning.”

“A straight line if I ever heard one My father used to joke that he did not trust condiments . . . but he wish he had after the third child.” Mike chuckled

“You’ll have to forgive how quickly I eat if I’m going to avoid slowing things down.” Victoria warned

“Knife is found on the table, or you may rend and tear at your own meat. You are the guest, you only apologize if you get food on the ceiling.”

Looking up at the ceiling, “I’ll see what I can do. And I’ll clean it if I do make a mess.”

Mike bit back a reply, chuckling and eying the dress. Then he watched for a moment as she picked up the lamb with both hands and begins to devour it at a rate that should not be possible for a woman her size – or any size, for that matter. Smiling he dipped a carefully cus slice of his own meat into the mint jelly. Still chewing he rose to fetch the whipped potatoes and the jullienned carrots. “Side dishes . . . please do not feel obligated to eat them if you prefer the meat.” He could not resist wiggling his eyebrows on the last words.

Her answer was obvious as she finished with the rack of lamb, leaving behind nothing but clean bones and cartilage, and digs into the potatoes, this time polite enough to use the serving spoon… to feed herself.

Reaching over Mike grabbed a scoop of the potatoes and carrots fro himself before leaning back and smiling. “You have no idea how good it is to see a person enjoy ones cookin.” He dug back into his own meal at a more reasonable pace.

“Getting me to eat something doesn’t take much. But this is genuinely enjoyable. If I didn’t have this absurd appetite to deal with, I’d slow down and savor it.”

“Well, you did warn me and if nothing else, I am prone to listen to what people say.” Qietly he cleared her now empty meat plate and replaced it with another large cut from the kitchen.

“Easily my biggest living expense these days is just keeping myself fed.”

“Mine is chasing shinies” Mike admitted
“Oh? What sort of shinies?” She asked with a giggle.

“Ah, that is what I call ships. I always want to fly the next one. A few systems from here I am assembling a Proteus. But on that, I take my time because I have a bad feeling about what will happen when I fly it.

“I prefer to fly things small and disposable. My ‘cane is as big as I care to go, otherwise I stick with t1 and t2 frigates.” She poked at the second rack of lanb and then set in on it.

“Most of those shinies I already fly though a worm . . .that I have yet to find.” He watched her eat for a moment. “Have you ever considered your appetite might just be that? No offense intended”

“A worm? Nah, I know what it is.” She cvhuckled at the thought. “I have some physical.. augmentations, we’ll call them, that enhance my physical abilities but also give me an absurd metabolism.”

“Ah, fuel for the souped up vehicle” Mike nodded.

“That’s a decent way to put it, yes.”

“Well then, refuel away.” He pushed back his own plate and refilled both their wine glasses. “Of course, just because I stop, do not let me slow your feeding,”

She nodded as she devoured the second rack of lamb, the rest of the potatoes and the carrots, then licked her lips with satisfaction. Her tongue, a little bit longer than average, but nothing unheard of.

Mike grinned and cleared the table again. “Well, a sorbet to clear the palate.” He set a small glass of sorbet down for himself and silently passed her a bowl of it. He spooned a small bit of it into his mouth as he watched her lick clean the serving spoon from the potatoes then use the same spoon to eat the sorbet. “I hope you have some room left for the dessert . . . but not too much.” He again cleared off the table and brought out a large bowl of fruit including strawberries, bananas, melon balls but he held up a hand as Victoria leaned forward. “Not yet . . . “ He made one last trip to the kitchen and returned with the finale to the meal. “A chocolate fountain. I hope you are familiar with chocolate fondue? This keeps everything at juuuust the right temperature. You dip the fruit in and . . . “

Victorias eyes had lit up and she looked almost stunned. “Are you serious? I love it!”

“Please, no guzzling directly from the fountain until the very end of the meal.” Mike said laughing.

“If you insist,” and dips a strawberry in the chocolate, then slowly puts it in her mouth and bites through it with an euphoric look on her face, “Oh Mike…. Thank you…”

She looked a little embarrassed, “I’m sorry, I just like strawberries and chocolate… a lot.” Slowly Victoria finished the strawberry, taking the time to savor the flavor as a little of the juice runs down her chin.

“Aha, I have discovered your true power source.” He grinned. “Then the strawberries here, are yours, I shall work with bananas and blackberries”

She looked at him with a slightly worried hint in her eyes, then realized that he was joking, giggled and then slowly dipped another strawberry in the chocolate.

“I do not mean to brag but I am very proud to say that all this food I flew up this morning from the farms below.” Mike smiled wider. “Merde, I DO mean to brag.”

“If you flew it up from the farms below just today… why did I have to wait for weeks for the dinner you promised me?”

Mike held his hands up in mock defence. “I had to find the farms, first. Making contacts and contracts with individual farms takes time.”

She rolled her eyes and then closed them as she bit into another strawberry and sighed.

“But all is forgiven?”

He was ignored while she finished the strawberry then opened her eyes and looked at him, licking her lips. “I’ll think about it.”

“All I can ask for.”

She raises an eyebrow and slowly, seductively ate another strawberry. “Oh, you could ask for more, I imagine… but you might be wise enough not to.” She allowed a little more juice to dribble down her chin to her neck before reaching for a napkin.

“While I am not famed for my wisdom, I do try to have basic survival instinct” While he was not sure of it, she almost looked a bit disappointed but then she ate another strawberry to cheer herself up. Mike reflected on the fate of the lobster and racks of lanb and assured himself that he had made the right decision.

Victoria ate another strawberry, slowly, savoring the flavor. “So Mike… besides cooking and collecting shinies, what do you do?”

“Oh, odd jobs for this agent and that . .. hunt the slavers when they come round, I mine a bit build with what I mine . . . I trade and I have four or five planetary mining operations on the go” He thought for a moment. “I await a chance to end this Sansha 10 million . . . and I write, poorly if you listen to the reviews of the Nation.”

“I think you write just fine, Mike.” She replied finishing the last strawberry and moving on to other fruit, eating them more quickly, enjoying them but not nearly as much.

“ And you? May I inquire as to your activities?”

She shrugged. “These days, not a whole lot. Orhca has been fairly inactive ever since our war with SYNE, and I’ve been working as a hired gun for some folks who decided to set up colonies in lowsec. With the return of Nation attacks, I once again have something to keep me busy.”

“I have missed those attacks, so far. I arrived to see wreckage, for one” Mike muttered under his breath.
“I don’t say that like it’s a good thing. Yeah, they seem to be going for smaller, faster attacks to try and get in and out before overwhelming resistance arrives.”

Mike grinned. “For all their proclamations of being unstoppable they are fighting a careful war.”

“Indeed. I am curious whether they will attack Imperial space again now that the Amarrian Navy has decided to get involved.”

“I had a horrible thought earlier.” Mike mused. “What if the 10 million returned and asked for their lives and properties etc back? What if they did that but were now in the service of the Nation?”

“As long as they serve Nation, they will be turned away, or possibly killed.”

“Perhaps,” Mike answered “but the Nation could use that as a propaganda gold mine. I would.”

“I’ve heard rumors that those being “liberated” are actually going willingly, because they called Nation to get them, not because they are being kidnapped. In that case, they know they are giving everything up when they leave.” Victoria volunteered.

“I had not heard that rumor.”

“Nation doesn’t want it well known. If they give away that they are being contacted and that the people they take are willing, it will give the empires new options for thwarting them.”

“Baiting a trap?”

“Or intercepting communications because they know they should be looking, things like that. Nation may be crazy, irrational, and annoying, but they aren’t nearly as stupid as we’d like them to be.”

“Nothing more bothersome than a competent enemy.”

“Normally I enjoy a challenge, but this time, I simply want Nation to burn.”

Mike grinned wolfishly. Tell me where and when and I will bring the ’smores.” She giggled at him warmly as he added. “Yes, dear, with extra chocolate.”

Her eyes got a wicked gleam in them as she and licked her lips, then dipped a finger in the chocolate and put it in her mouth, slowly sucking the chocolate off it.

Mike started to sweat, slightly “Now now, no teasing.”

Victoria dipped her finger in the chocolate again, and offers it to him. “Does this count?”

He hesitated and then licked the chocolate off and smiled. “Yes.”

“You going to get upset if I do it again?”

He sighed and grinned. “No, but others might and you get to leave this station.”

“Others? Such as?”

“I have a girl I am seeing. And she is very well known in this station. When you asked where I lived you pretty well announced to the entire station that I had a visitor. While I appreciate being appreciated . . . . I also like to keep all my body parts attached and in their proper places.”

She stared at him quietly. The smiles were gone. “Well, Mike, you’re an idiot. I like you anyways, but that’s beside the point. Announcing to the station that I am coming to visit was foolish if any of them might know who I am. And yes, you announced it to the station when you told me to ask the dock crew rather than simply telling me where you live. I hope your special someone gets word of who I am, not to mention when I was wearing, and gives you hell for it, maybe taking one of those limbs you’re so intent on keeping.” Obviously the little dinner party was over. She stood from the table, dipping her fingers in the fountain and lookng at him with a cold gaze. “I am rarely rejected, Mike, and do not take it well. We will see what I decide to do about this snub.”

He saw her to the door quietly, his survival instinct telling him that anything he said now would either be useless or make things worse. When the door closed and she was gone he walked back to the table and opened another bottle of wine.

“Coulda been worse.”

The sounds of something splintering in the hall sounded for a moment and he did NOT even look in that direction. He looked out the window, across to where Dee worked and smiled. “Stand down, and thank you.”

The next morning as he left he found the deep groves in the outside of the door to your condo. They looked as if they were made by the claws of a large cat, in the shape of a heart with a jagged line through it.

Lessons

1) I lie.
2) Being prepared is especially wise when dealing with people you do not know or trust
3) Strawberries and chocolate . . . goooood
4) No matter how bad the Sansha plan is, I can probably imagine it a lot worse.

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OOC When you look into the Past the Past looks into you Blog Banter 18

June 23, 2010 in Uncategorized by Mike Azariah

Welcome to the eighteenth installment of the EVE Blog Banter, the monthly EVE Online blogging extravaganza created by none other than me, CrazyKinux. The EVE Blog Banter involves an enthusiastic group of gaming bloggers, a common topic within the realm of EVE Online, and a week to post articles pertaining to the said topic. The resulting articles can either be short or quite extensive, either funny or dead serious, but are always a great fun to read! Any questions about the EVE Blog Banter should be directed to crazykinux@gmail.com. Check out other EVE Blog Banter articles at the bottom of this post!

On May 6th 2010, EVE Online celebrated its 7th Anniversary. Quite a milestone in MMO history, especially considering that it is one of the few virtual worlds out there to see its population continually grow year after year. For some of you who’ve been here since the very beginning, EVE has evolved quite a lot since its creation. With the expansion rolling out roughly twice a year, New Eden gets renewed and improved regularly. But, how about you the player? How has your gaming style evolved through the years or months since you’ve started playing? Have you always been a carebear, or roleplayer? Have you only focused on PvP or have you given other aspects of the game a chance – say manufacturing. Let’s hear your story!

I started playing this game over a year and a half ago and I still feel like a complete beginner. I think that speaks more to the depth of the game than it does to my shallowness of my gaming abilities (at least I hope that is the way it goes) I am a tourist and explorer and I like to try the next new thing. In this game that came down to the ’shinies’ as I refer to each ship class. I have been driven to learn to fly different vessels based on the things I see in game but far more often by the things I read in the Blogs.

Ah the blogs. I read so bloody many of them they begin to blur together but there are the ones I look forward to, take notes from. Then there are those I skim and skip. *shrug* I pretty much assume that mine are in the skim/skip category as well because I just have to put it ‘in character’ and make it a story rather than a straight forward article. The meta-game of the blogs, the politics, the people and the trust issues made this so much more than ‘lock the red cross/kill the red cross’ (Man, even writing that makes me feel like a war criminal) The podcasts and the personalities connected with them made it even more real. My commute would be full of the Drone bay, Planet Risk, or Missions Collide. They showed me all the other styles of play and players that were out there. Wars on a scale I probably would never see, people known across the length and breadth of Eve, and ships and setups that were more than a year of training away from the poor newb listening as he hurtled down the highway.

So I chased the shinies. I got involved in the politics. Hell I even started to talk to the famous people . . . and damn if they didn’t talk back. I started this blog to . . . well, I am not sure why I started it. It is not like there is some grand plan to all of this. I just like adding stories and commenting on what is going on. So I have my own outlook on the CSM and on the hisec side of the game. Jiorj came along as an alt to let me look at the lowsec version. I have run in two elections and lost but the second loss was less than the first. My corp has made me a director but the current CEO refers to me as a Cat (dual reasons, the first connected to Red Dwarf, the second to my play style).

Have I come up with a plan? Goals?

Nope

Does that bother me?

Nope, I am having fun. Summer is right around the corner and I have tons of stories and shines to go.

I hope in a year I will be writing about how I still don’t know what I am doing but that I am still having fun. At the end of the day (and I know we all forget this, now and again) we are playing a game. We are supposed to be having fun. If this becomes like work for you . . . ask why. Is there and intrinsic value to the work? I know some of my corp work far harder than I do. I try to thank them and show I appreciate it. I jokle and tease and try to make sure they are having some fun as well.

CCP: 7 Years . . . well done.

Players: Damn, if Eve was just a single player game I woulda wiped this from my drive long ago. CCP did a nice job but they did not make a game that works, they gave US the tools and the Sandbox and WE made the game fun. For all the kudos I toss towards CCP consider it an iota of the praise you deserve. I have met con men and pirate queens, broadcasters and titans of industry, trash talking Fleet Commanders and nice quiet folks happily mining all day.

Fly you fools, fly.

Participants:

1. CrazyKinux’s Musing: The Heroes with a Thousand Faces
2. StarFleet Comms: Life. Evolved.
3. A Carebear’s Journeu: This Carebear Thinks He Is Developing Teeth
4. The Elitist: Our ventures in EVE
5. A Mule in EVE: From a guppy predator
6. Travels of the Ronin: Evolution and Adaptation
7. The Ralpha Dogs: The Past Through Tomorrow
8. Where the frack is my ship: A journey, not a destination
9. I am Keith Neilson: 7 Year Itch?
10. Inner Sanctum of the Ninveah: Evolution Me
11. EVE Opportunist: A long history of a short time
12. Roc’s Ramblings: Things Change
13. Guns Ablaze: Onwards and Upwards
14. EVE On Real Life: Haven’t you grown up yet?
15. The Fang: The path of the ninja

and a whole lot more, head back to CK’s blog for the updated list

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Excellence is what we strive to be

June 19, 2010 in Uncategorized by Mike Azariah

The small planetary shuttle was almost empty on the trip to the surface. As was the case in most systems, there was always more going off the planets than back to them. Mike smiled and leaned back and closed his eyes but Dee was a bit nervous and kept bringing him back to the moment with questions about the safety of the trip and why they were doing it in the first place.

“I told you, I want to thank a pilot for the courtesies she has shown me and offered to treat her to dinner. I decided I would do the cooking myself.”

Dee looked at him with a quiet and reserved expression, but he plowed on.

“I also pointed out that this is just dinner. I have no romantic or even physical agenda aside from eating with her.” He paused. “I like cookin, it be my relax time. To do it right takes a mix of art and exactness. There no be a lot o that sort o ting for me round here. When I fly I have the shoot and bang but it lacks the art.”

Once again Dee noticed that when he thought about food Mike’s accent started to slip in, stronger the more he gave thought to it. “I know, but if she is as dangerous as you say, as people have been telling you then why are you cooking her dinner?”

“I offered and I like to keep my word.” Mike shrugged. The shuttle started to rattle and lurch side to side. “Looks like we are hitting the atmosphere. Best we buckle up.” Putting words to action he pulled the harness down and across his body then helped Dee with hers as she fumbled with the straps.

“I hate planet-fall.” she whispered, more to herself than to him. “I was born on a station and have lived on one all my life. The sky . . . scares me. I like a roof over my head.”

“I know, cherie, but I won’t be long. Just visiting a few friends and getting some supplies.” Mike Assured her, taking one of her hands in his.

“That is the point, why can’t you buy supplies up on the station? You could even make some sort of special order.” The shuttle lurched again and she squeaked and clutched his hand tightly.

Mike smiled thinly, hoping his fingers were not broken. “I checked out how fresh is fresh on the station. If I buy it right on the hour that it arrives it is about three days old. Now I know it has been kept cold and as well as they can but three days is three days. If I am gonna be cookin ma best, I needs betta than three day old fish. An the shrimp. Well tree day ole shrimp not be good for even tourist gumbo. So iffen ah wants the fresh ah goota be fetchin in or making ma own contacts. An dat sorta ting ya does in person, not on da comms.”

“Why?” Dee worked on the comms everyday and was almost more comfortable with them than in person.

“Well, take the CSM for instance.” Mike said looking out the view-port at the high altitude clouds scudding past. “They do all their work on comms and it shows sometimes. Their second meeting was a couple of weeks ago and a lot of it was spent discussing protocols and methods. They were trying to decide how to share out 48 different ideas and issues that had been passed down to them from the last CSM council and deal with them given the short time-line they are facing.”

“These are things already discussed and decided?” Her grip on his hand had relaxed a bit, now that she was focusing on something.

‘Yes, so they do not need to be redebated. That being said, some of the people who were not part of the decision making process want to have a chance to prioritize and work on those issues as well. It is just making the issue go through another set of hands and making it ‘three day old fish’. Ankhesentapemkah made a good argument for trying to retask some issues that have been set to the side before to make sure that they are given better consideration this time. When told that Ankh replied

so they need more kicking in the nuts

Well, when I read that I nearly lost it. I am betting that the people they are going to be taking their issues to may be a bit . . . nervous.”

Dee giggled and relaxed a bit more.

“So they then started discussing protocols for communicating. Seems every CSM has this discussion and every time they come back to the same conclusion. Stick with what you know works.”

“Like you and fresh fish?”

“Exactly.

This is a proposal to ask CCP to evaluate their attitude towards Eve development and truly commit to developing excellent features instead of half-finished ones.

as Dierdra Vaal said. Or to put it in my own terms, ‘make sure the cookin be done afore you be puttin it on the table to eat’.” Mike grinned and leaned back.

“Didn’t you campaign on that platform?”

“Ayup. But so did some other folks, they just campaigned better. I hope this one makes it through because it is important.”

Dee nodded and sneaked a peek out of the window. A coastline was sweping closer and she could see a city in a small cove. “That where we are going?”

“I hope so, excellence is such a nice destination to consider. It’s why I keep coming back to you.”

Dee punched him in the arm, lightly as the shuttle made the final approach and they prepared to go shopping.

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Lessons
Link to issues passed forth from the CSM4

I know that there are new and better ways to share info but I can see the CSM 21 still arguing about this and still using the same tech and methods CSM1 did. We grow comfortable in our means of communications and protocols. If you doubt this, look at almost any legeslative assembly and see the robes, panache and people carrying medieval weapons.

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