Being in IRC adds a whole new dimension to that famous Gerard Butler meme :
Beseiged by most of EVE, it’s only a matter of time before the Devs themselves get involved in the assault on our space. When I see Jove starships picketing the D-IZ gates, I’ll know it’s time to get my battle badger out for some major pewpewage.
Honestly, the Spartans had it easy at Themopylae. At least they had Mr Butler on their side with Abs bigger than Jita lag.
Sun Tsu had this to say about Drone Region warfare:
If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him.
If he is in superior strength, evade him.
If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him.
Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.
If he is taking his ease, give him no rest.
If his forces are united, separate them.
If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them.
Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.
- Sun Tzu, the Art of War
I would add to this
If your opponent is a polite gentleman of valour and refinement, seek to be the lamest douche you can be in local.
Kudos to Urij Gagarin who haunts d-iz local in the same way as an old kipper hidden behind your hottest radiator for a week haunts your olfactor sensors.
I salute you Urij and your poor grasp of English and uberlogoffski tactical awareness.
[10:22:04] Akido Bushido > where did he go?
I’ll give the final word to my new found best friend:
[10:42:29] Urij Gagarin > orca
Play him off, keyboard cat
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